Thursday, March 30, 2006

stage fright

For some reason, self-loathing or self-mischieviousness, I'm putting myself in the unfortunate state of being laughed at this evening, by a live audience.

Things I'm learning about stage fright in this reality car crash tv without the tv experience:

a. Rabbit in the Headlights - This is a true statement (my pupils currently are larger than my eye sockets)

b. Butterfly in the Stomach - This is a true statement (although crashing elephants reside within mine, none of the delicate fluttering more of the heavy pounding)

c. S*itting oneself - Where's the bathroom?

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